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Let's Make Brain Health Normal

We already track cholesterol, blood pressure, hearing, and vision. It’s time we tracked our brain, too.

No symptoms needed. Curiosity is enough. Check Annually

What Is a BATCheck?

Simple annual biomarker check for your brain.
BATCheck™ is our version of routine brain health screening. It measures patterns linked to stress, inflammation, and clearance efficiency... simple biomarkers that build your baseline and track your brain’s direction over time.

Why Track It Early?
Why track your brain before you feel anything?

Every health system changes gradually, long before symptoms appear. We already track cholesterol, blood pressure, A1C… simply because trends matter more than moments. Your brain works the same way. Patterns form quietly over time, as early as your late 20s and early 30s... right when life is moving fastest. The earlier you build a baseline, the easier it becomes to understand change as life evolves.

Every decade brings something different. Tracking your brain just helps you keep pace with life.

How it Works
One short visit. One simple screening. One clear baseline.

Biomarker science caught up. Testing is now simple.

For decades brain health was ignored in annual check-ups. Biomarkers lived in labs. Now they can be routine.
We built BATWatch to make brain health part of normal life. For years, the science was there but the tools weren’t. Biomarkers lived in research labs, not in regular check-ups, and testing usually happened only after problems showed up. We never liked that model.

So we spent years building tools, protocols, and systems to track the brain before things drift off course. When biology shifts quietly, life can shift with it. We believe the brain deserves the same early attention as cholesterol, hormones, or heart health. No fear tactics, no symptom chasing, no doom-scrolling. Just a clearer way to follow how your biology is moving, upstream and downstream.

If one of our ridiculous videos brought you here... welcome!

Let's Make Brain Health Normal

We already track cholesterol, blood pressure, hearing, and vision. It’s time we tracked our brain, too.

No symptoms needed. Curiosity is enough. Check Annually

What Is BATCheck™?

Simple annual biomarker check for your brain
You get an easy at-home collection kit or local lab partner option. We run validated biomarkers tied to stress signals, inflammation, and clearance efficiency. Your first test gives you a baseline. Every year after shows the trend. That’s how every health system is tracked, now brain health can do the same.

Why Track It Early?
Why track your brain before you feel anything?

Every health system changes gradually, long before symptoms appear. We already track cholesterol, blood pressure, A1C… simply because trends matter more than moments. Your brain works the same way. Patterns form quietly over time, as early as your late 20s and early 30s... right when life is moving fastest. The earlier you build a baseline, the easier it becomes to understand change as life evolves.

Every decade brings something different. Tracking your brain just helps you keep pace with life.

How it Works
One short visit. One simple screening. One clear baseline.

Biomarker science caught up. Testing is now simple.

For decades brain health was ignored in annual check-ups. Biomarkers lived in labs. Now they can be routine.
We built BATWatch to make brain health part of normal life. For years, the science was there but the tools weren’t. Biomarkers lived in research labs, not in regular check-ups, and testing usually happened only after problems showed up. We never liked that model.

So we spent years building tools, protocols, and systems to track the brain before things drift off course. When biology shifts quietly, life can shift with it. We believe the brain deserves the same early attention as cholesterol, hormones, or heart health. No fear tactics, no symptom chasing, no doom-scrolling. Just a clearer way to follow how your biology is moving, upstream and downstream.

If one of our ridiculous videos brought you here... welcome!

Let's Make Brain Health Normal

We already track cholesterol, blood pressure, hearing, and vision. It’s time we tracked our brain, too.

No symptoms needed. Curiosity is enough. Check Annually

What Is BATCheck?

Simple annual biomarker check for your brain
You get an easy at-home collection kit or local lab partner option. We run validated biomarkers tied to stress signals, inflammation, and clearance efficiency. Your first test gives you a baseline. Every year after shows the trend. That’s how every health system is tracked, now brain health can do the same.

Why Track It Early?
Why track your brain before you feel anything?

Every health system changes gradually, long before symptoms appear. We already track cholesterol, blood pressure, A1C… simply because trends matter more than moments. Your brain works the same way. Patterns form quietly over time, as early as your late 20s and early 30s... right when life is moving fastest. The earlier you build a baseline, the easier it becomes to understand change as life evolves.

Every decade brings something different. Tracking your brain just helps you keep pace with life.

How it Works
One short visit. One simple screening. One clear baseline.

Biomarker science caught up. Testing is now simple.

For decades brain health was ignored in annual check-ups. Biomarkers lived in labs. Now they can be routine.
We built BATWatch to make brain health part of normal life. For years, the science was there but the tools weren’t. Biomarkers lived in research labs, not in regular check-ups, and testing usually happened only after problems showed up. We never liked that model.

So we spent years building tools, protocols, and systems to track the brain before things drift off course. When biology shifts quietly, life can shift with it. We believe the brain deserves the same early attention as cholesterol, hormones, or heart health. No fear tactics, no symptom chasing, no doom-scrolling. Just a clearer way to follow how your biology is moving, upstream and downstream.

Frequently Asked Questions

A BAT Check™ is the entry point for adults 18 and over. It reviews lifestyle, metabolic, genetic, and environmental factors that may influence long-term brain health. It helps determine whether testing additional biomarkers (including BAT Levels™) is appropriate.

BAT Levels™ are simple blood-based biomarkers that help show how your brain biology is trending over time. They offer an early snapshot of biological drift, long before symptoms or cognitive testing would ever show anything. Instead of waiting for problems, BAT Levels™ let you see the starting point early.

BAT Levels™ work like an A1C or cholesterol test. They don’t diagnose anything. They simply give you an early measurement to track where your biology may be trending.

The goal is awareness, not worry. Just like A1C or cholesterol, BAT Levels™ can be mapped over time to help you and your current provider decide what to watch and how to stay ahead.

Higher results do not mean anything is wrong. They work more like a check-engine light. It simply means your biology may benefit from more attention.

What matters most is tracking over time, not one single number. Many people choose to talk with their current provider, review lifestyle habits, or build a plan that fits their biology and their goals.

No. Just like cholesterol or A1C, tracking BAT Levels™ is useful even if no symptoms or family history exist. It’s not about illness, it’s about staying informed while you still feel fine.

Some people choose a deeper biomarker review if their BAT Check™ shows signals such as family history, metabolic changes, vascular concerns, or genetic findings. Others are simply curious and want to understand their personal baseline early. Both are valid approaches.

Insurance is not required. Your TeleHealth visits are typically covered by most insurance plans. Lab testing is also typically covered by most insurance plans, however its always best to check with your plan to ensure coverage. Self-pay options also exist.

You may also use HSA / FSA. Eligibility depends on your specific plan, but patients commonly submit results for reimbursement directly through their HSA or FSA administrator. If needed, your receipt and reporting documents can be generated for submission.